New Version of Inadyn 1.96.2
Posted by Cote
on March 20, 2007
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Ver. 1.96.2 – 12 March 2007
Fixes:
- If the Dynamic DNS server responds with an error Inadyn will abort. This will prevent further retries with wrong dyndns credentials.
- Default port number included in the request, to support the requests via Proxy, to ports different than 80.
- Simplified main inadyn update loop function. (there was no bug there)
It can be downloaded here.
Using an Alternative to checkip.dyndns.org for Dynamic DNS – Inadyn
Posted by Cote
on February 4, 2007
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With the “–ip_server_name” option in Inadyn you can manually setup to use an alternative to checkip.dyndns.org such as www.antifart.com/stuff/checkip. The syntax within your setup for the above example would be “–ip_server_name www.antifart.com:80 /stuff/checkip/index.php” which would go to http://www.antifart.com:80/stuff/checkip/index.php
Read this for more information on the initial setup of Inadyn and it’s general configuration.
If you would like to create your own person web page to generate the IP address for your dynamic DNS client then here is a example and the code I used about for www.antifart.com/stuff/checkip/index.php:
<html><head><title>Current IP Check</title></head><body>
<? echo "$REMOTE_ADDR"; ?><?php echo $REMOTE_ADDR; ?>
<? $rmt = $_SERVER["REMOTE_ADDR"]; echo ”Current IP Address: $rmt”; ?>
</body></html>
This code will not work around proxy servers. I’m sure there is code that will. This is not to be confused with the proxy server options and support in Inadyn.
Good luck.com
Example of a Professional Farter
Posted by Cote
on December 30, 2006
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This guy has some serious skills. Flatulist
Merry Christmas (7 year Anniversary Post)
Posted by Cote
on December 19, 2006
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From Here and created by Dog Butt Juice.
‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a butt hole was stirring, except mine, cause I farted
The paper was hung by the toilet with care,
In hopes that St. Fecal-ass soon would wipe there
The children were squatting all snug on their pots,
While traces of dingle-berries danced in their farts;
mamma was in her undies, and I dropped my flap
and had just settled down for a long winter’s crap,
When out on the lawn, someones butt made a clatter,
I sprang from the pot to see who made the splatter.
Away to the window I flew like a winner,
Tore open the shutters and threw up my dinner.
The sky farted moonlight on new-fallen snow
Gave the stink of mid-day to objects below,
When, what to my wondering nostrils should sense,
But a caca-stained sleigh, and eight reindeer’s mess,
With a smelly old driver there taking a dump,
I knew in a moment it must be St. Rump.
More rapid than eagles his trousers they fell,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by smell;
“Now, STREAKER! now, STACKER! now, LOAFY and POOPOO!
On, FLUSHY! on CRAPPY! on, SLOPPY and DOODOO!
On the top of the porch! all over the wall!
Now pinch away! wipe away! flush away all!”
As a nugget which with the wild flatulence fly,
When they meet with an obstacle, fart to the sky,
So up to the house-top the stainers they flew,
With his pants full of stink, and St. Fecal-ass’ poo.
And then there was tinkling I heard on the roof
The squeezing and squirting of each little poof.
As he squeezed himself through it, our chimney stained brown,
Down my pantleg a loaf-o-log fell to the ground
He was skinky and brown from his bum to his shoe,
And his clothes were all tarnished with tinkle and poo
An aroma of poopie encompassed his stance,
As he loosened his belt, he lowered his pants
His ass — oh how stinky! his pantlegs how brown!
His cheeks were all sore from his night on the town
But somehow he knew what for christmas we wanted,
His teeth became clenched as he shook and he grunted
The stump of a turtlehead tight in his cheeks,
And the brown cloud encircled his ass like a wreath;
a big dinner two nights ago clearly was destined
to drop to the floor from his lower intestine
It was chubby and plump, a right smelly old loaf,
And I winced when I stunk it, in spite of myself;
A wink of his eye from his overturned head,
Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread;
He spoke not a word, but his ass did the talking
as he lifted his tooshie and filled all the stockings
And raising his pants, I covered my nose,
with a squeeze of his cheeks, up the chimney he rose;
He sprang to his sleigh and then off they did dart,
And away they all flew like the cloud of a fart
But I heard him exclaim, as he shrank to an inch
“HAPPY CHRISTMAS TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD PINCH!”
Quick and Dirty ICS (Internet Connection Sharing) for ONLY 2 Machines
Posted by Cote
on October 1, 2006
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Here’s a quick and dirty way to share the Internet with 2 computers. This comes in handy where you don’t have the ability to install a second Ethernet card or have a router to carry around with you. You could also use Direct Cable Connection + ICS with a parallel or serial cable, but that’s 1) really slow and 2) extremely distance limited. USB 1.1 is limited to 12Mbps (USB 2.0 is 480Mbps) and Ethernet can go all the way to 100 meters. That’s perfect in my book for a quick and easy setup:
1. Buy a cheap USB-Ethernet adapter.
2. Buy (1) Cat5 crossover cable.
3. Plug in the USB side of the USB-Ethernet adapter into the computer with the working Internet connection. I’ll call this Machine 1. You should now have (2) Local Area Connections in the “Control Panel” under the “Network Connections” icon.
4. Connect the crossover cable to the RJ45 side of the USB-Ethernet adapter.
5. Connect the other end of the crossover cable to the computer you want to get on the net. I’ll call this machine 2.
6. Turn on DHCP on machine 2. This is normally default.
7. On machine 1, right click “Local Area Connection” (this is in your “Control Panel”) and select “Properties”.
8. Click “Advanced” and check the box labeled “Allow other network users to connect through this computer’s Internet connection”.
9. Click “OK”
10. You’re done.
Winamp 5.3 and Plays for Sure
Posted by Cote
on September 29, 2006
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Nullsoft released a new version of Winamp that supports seemless intergration with Plays for Sure devices and MP3 players. See my previous post here.
Here is the changelog:
Winamp 5.3:
* New: Unicode filename and title support
* New: M3U8 (Unicode) playlist support
* New: optional 24bit playback for many codecs (turn it on in Preferences->Playback)
* New: Replaygain support for MP3, AAC, Vorbis, M4A and WMA
* New: added ml views & playlists to Play-> submenu of right click popup menu
* New: added interface/x-winamp3-skin mimetype for WAL skins
* New: [ml_dash] Personalized content portal
* New: [ml_disc] optional replaygain scanning after rip (turn it on in cd ripping prefs)
* New: [ml_pmp] Transcoding. Converts incompatible files on-the-fly for your portable device.
* New: [ml_pmp] Playback now works for playsForSure and Creative NJB devices
* New: [ml_pmp] “Copy to Library” – transfer songs from any device to your local library (uses CD rip settings)
* New: [ml_pmp] Video sync support for portables
* New: [ml_rg] replaygain scanner (access via Send To menu)
* New: [pmp_ipod] gapless playback support on newer models
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